The coming pandemic. Well, any pandemic really.
The coming Trump Congress of Clownfuckery will see a pandemic. The most likely source will be H5N1. Let me tell you how it’s going to go. But first, let me say, be certain you’ve plenty of N-95 or KN-95 masks and hand sanitizer on hand, and be prepared for lengthy periods of self-isolation. It will go much the same way the COVID-19 pandemic went under Donnie Small-Hands. First, there was, “…we have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China…”. Next, it was, “We think we have it very well under control. We have very little problem in this country at this moment — five. ... we think it’s going to have a very good ending for it.” Soon after that, we had Donnie Fuckwit babbling shit about injecting household disinfectants and shoving UV lights up our asses. Then, we had, “The Fake News Media and their partner, the Democrat Party, is doing everything within its semi-considerable power (it used to be greater!) to inflame the CoronaVirus situation, far beyond what...